Possible false rapture on May 21?

The mainstream media seems to have taken an interest in Harold Camping's bizarre May 21, 2011 Rapture campaign, so by now everyone has probably heard about it. I thought that since this whole fiasco will be settled one way or another by tomorrow evening (after a earthquake that circles the entire globe!), it would be an auspicious time to predict the outcome of this craziness, document it online in my first blog post, dated May 20, 2011, and see if history proves me right by May 21. Most people would bet that the same thing will happen as when Camping predicted the Rapture in 1994; namely, nothing at all except disappointment and jeers. But I have heard speculations about a possible false Rapture, especially in connection with Project Blue Beam, and I'm guessing that is what may indeed take place. (Project Blue Beam uses part of the upper atmosphere as a projection screen for a holographic light show, a "revelation" of the false Second Coming, beamed out of Alaska by HAARP.) A false Rapture would involve the mass alien/military abduction of large numbers of people, not necessarily Christians. This would cause confusion and division for those "left behind", making it easier for the Antichrist to sway people to his side. With all the attention the media has been giving Camping's followers, could this be a possibility? They have already left everything behind and congregated together in specific locations, making a mass abduction easier. Will the government or the grays suck them up in a tractor-beam tomorrow night? Will the rest of us wish we had listened to these seeming "wackos"? Will Harold Camping get the last laugh? Or will it be a second "Great Disappointment" a la the Millerites/Seventh Day Adventists? One thing that I'm almost sure won't happen is the genuine Rapture. Camping's unsubstantiated timeline of Biblical history, and his mish-mash of scattered Bible verses practically guarantees that he is going to be off in his estimate.
I guess I could take a few lines to scoff at the May 21 believers. Really I just feel sorry for them, a little godly compassion is warranted for these souls. I'm jealous of them. They must have an incredible buzz right now. They've had a buzz for months, they've given up the insane consumer lifestyle to go do something meaningful to them. Like people who join cults, they crave meaning, purpose and community. Can you blame them? Are they crazier than those who continue to live lives of quiet desperation?
Maybe there is no connection between Harold Camping and the false Rapture, maybe it's just another case of bad scholarship and gullible people. Once I found out that the Illuminati control basically, like, everything in the US and the world, I have learned to see the sinister agendas behind event the most seemingly harmless things. But not everything is connected. However, it's nice for once to have a conspiracy theory that can be easily verified one way or another, truth or fiction by 7pm Saturday night. Hopefully tomorrow will prove me wrong and everyone will go home the wiser, tails between their legs, feeling like a bunch of schmucks.

UPDATE Nothing happened. Ok, I was wrong about the false Rapture. But I have already heard people say "Oh, 2012 and all that comet stuff is no big deal. Look at that guy who predicted the end of the world in May." I think this is exactly what the powers that  be intended to happen. They might have put together the whole May 21 Rapture thing, which was well-funded and got unusual media attention. People can point to this and Y2K and feel safe, like somehow everything in America will just keep going on the way it is, despite the "doomsayers". They will be in for a rude awakening.